Bold, never boring

The Bold Mum Club pull up a mat.

For the mums doing it their own way. No beige, no rules you didn't make, no pretending it's all under control. Just real, beautiful, slightly feral motherhood. The mat is just where the magic happens.

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Free to join. Zero judgement.

What we're about

Three things every member already knows. We just wrote them down.

no. 1

Real over perfect

Your feed can be beige. Your floor doesn't have to be. We're here for the 5:17pm version of motherhood, not the filtered one.

no. 2

Your baby, your rules

Every new mum gets handed a hundred rules. Keep the ones that work for your family. Bin the rest. No guilt, no explaining.

no. 3

Beautiful things should survive banana

Everything we make is safe, wipeable and actually nice to look at. Because both can be true, and you shouldn't have to choose.

Bold baby hacks

We asked real mums for the baby hack they were scared to admit. Filmed on the mat, no script, no styling. New ones every week.

“Never let them nap in the car. Mine naps in the car every single day and we're both thriving.”Jess, mum of one
The rule I ignore
“Bath, towel, straight onto the mat. No pyjama wrestling until she's dry and happy.”Aroha, mum of two
Saved my sanity
“Dinner was toast. Twice. Mum would've had a lot to say about that.”Priya, mum of one
Mum would raise an eyebrow
“On my mat right now: a spatula, one sock and the TV remote. He's happy, so it stays.”Kate, mum of three
On my mat right now
“Frozen wet flannel for teething. Costs nothing, works better than anything I've bought.”Mia, mum of one
Saved my sanity
“Sleep when the baby sleeps? I watch trash TV when the baby sleeps. That's my rest.”Hannah, mum of two
The rule I ignore

Got a hack you're scared to admit?

Tell us yours

Pinterest vs. 5:17pm drag to see the truth

Film your mat at 5pm. No tidying, no styling, no good lighting. Toys, cold coffee, half a banana, the dog. That's the real stuff, and we love it.

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Tag us on Instagram and we'll share our favourites here every week. Featured mums get a little something in the post.

Pinterest, 9:00am
cold coffeehalf a banana17 toysthe dog (again)one sockReal life, 5:17pm

If mums named the prints

Every print has a proper name. Then it has the name it earned on the floor.

Official name: La Nonna Cold coffee & dry shampoo
Official name: Woven Check I found Weetbix in my bra
Official name: Windowpane Five more minutes, please
Official name: Offset Check Contact nap hostage

Name our next print

We've got a new print coming and it needs a mum name. Send us yours. If we pick it, you get the first one off the line.

Send a name

One sentence to a new mum

We asked every mum we filmed the same thing: what would you say to a new mum who thinks she's doing it wrong?

You're not doing it wrong. You're doing it for the first time.
Aroha, mum of two
Feed the baby, feed yourself. Everything else can wait.
Kate, mum of three
Nobody is watching as closely as you think they are.
Priya, mum of one
The days are long. Eat the biscuit.
Jess, mum of one
Your gut knows more than any app on your phone.
Hannah, mum of two
Messy house, happy baby, mum still standing. That's a win.
Mia, mum of one

Join the club it's free, the perks are good.

  • First look at new prints, before anyone else
  • The monthly hack roundup, straight to your inbox
  • Members-only drops and early access to sales
  • 10% off your first order, because you deserve it

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Dress for the floor

The club's natural habitat. Safe, wipeable, and good enough to leave out when people come over.